Wednesday, April 16, 2008

i have just arrived here in us illegally how do i go about getting benefits health food shelter etc


i have just arrived here in us illegally how do i go about getting benefits health food shelter etc.?
I am from England and i crossed over at the Canadian border do i have to fear being exposed here and i have a criminal record can that be traced back to me through american computers or should i use a ficticious name?
Immigration - 8 Answers
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1 :
Thought you lived in California.
2 :
The only way to get benefits - health, food, shelter - is for you to be pregnant and drop an illegal baby. And for you that will be totally and physically impossible.
3 :
If you came from England, I'm amazed you didn't do your homework before you left the UK. The streets of the UK are crowded with illegals happily working through the holes in the system here. (Of course, maybe that's why you left)
4 :
come back home.
5 :
There tracking you right now RUN .
6 :
Sell your computer first!
7 :
Don't worry about getting caught, just don't carry any cows with you. Our govt can tell you where a cow with mad cow disease was born, which other cows slept near it, where and where it was raised, buthered and sold. However, they can't tell where 15 million illegals are. Stay away from cows and you'll be fine.
8 :
OMG, we sent you packing over 200 years ago shall we do so again. Go home and come back when you can do it right



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